Tara
Tara got a job in IT
and changed everyone's password for a laugh.
Jed spent the rest
of his days dancing alone in his cell.
Fiona was vexed.
Good.
Guy A, Guy B
Guy A collected X's
Guy B collected Y's
By chance they met
and fell in love.
They opened a museum
to exhibit their respective collections.
The overheads were
huge so they had to shut the project down.
Dan T
Dan T wrote a poem
about a poet who wrote a poet who had written a poem.
"Bollocks to
this" he said, begrudgingly, before deleting the whole lot.
Luckily he had saved
his crisps from the previous day.
Needless to say he
had the last laugh.
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